Ode to a Pumpkin
Jovial sitst thou ‘pon the clay
Beneath the wan and with’ring day,
Gorged on summer’s rip’ning juices,
Wreathed in ochres, umbers, puces.
“Fruit o’ the harvest,” thou art sworn,
Lord o’ pantry, pie and horn,
Pledge thou sustenance and cheer
Against the dwindling of the year.
But what of these dost thou deliver
‘midst winter’s ache and rot and shiver?
What canst a figure-head like thee do
Against the damp and chill and ague?
O foolish regent, bastard heir!
Dost thee with a summer’s day compare?
For storing, thou canst not restore
Our golden hours upon the shore,

Nor willst our sunny games reduce
To frequent, meager, pale soups.
Ruddied gnome, hie thee hence!
Thou art but ill a recompense
For verdant hills and tawny limbs,
For apricots and midnight swims.
Though born of summer’s balmy breath,
Betidst thou only rime and death—
Thus youths to carve thee it doth please
With hellish physiognomies.
Thou ghoul, thou shouldst ha’ buried been
With onions, turnips, and their kin,
Lest thou be yet ere dawn dis-patched—
Thou moon! Thou shipwreck! Doorstop! Wretch!
And bitter wraiths, chilled past their bones,
Dash thee ‘gainst the cobblestones.